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55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations

My ass used to hold my shorts up — A listicle of realizations as I get older: I’m ready to call it a night before my 25-year-old self would have even left the house. The young girl waving at you is actually waving at the person behind you. Finally figured that one out. You forget things you just did. …

Humor

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55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations
55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations
Humor

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Sep 20

I’m Thinking Twice About Becoming a YouTube Creator in 2023

There is a Serious Issue — I’ve recently found myself utilizing YouTube on a daily basis. I get my news and laughs primarily from this service now. The creators on there have become so creative and informative that I find myself getting sucked in for way too long! Recently, I’ve been thinking about starting my own…

Career

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I’m Thinking Twice About Becoming a YouTube Creator in 2023
I’m Thinking Twice About Becoming a YouTube Creator in 2023
Career

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Flutter Town

·Jun 26

Getting Ready for Get v5

Flutter’s most like package — Hey there! I wanted to write this article in response to all the recent anti-Get articles I’ve been reading on Medium. Now, let me clarify upfront that this isn’t an announcement that v5 is being promoted to stable. Instead, I want to share a few tips for those of you…

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Getting Ready for Get v5
Getting Ready for Get v5

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Funny Pages

·Jan 18

Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life

An 80’s story pulled from the archives — ***Note from your favorite Author… No, I mean me. I used to write stories for my friends birthdays and read them out loud at the party to gently garner some laughs at their expense. I would take their current interests and habits that they may not have known about themselves…

Aging

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Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life
Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life
Aging

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Funny Pages

·Dec 24, 2022

Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water

No that cat just didn’t… — I inherited two cats by virtue of dating my girlfriend. I love these cats and they’ve accepted me without reservation. You know you have some well trained cats when they don’t beg for food, try to get in the garbage or play your Neil Diamond CD’s. …

Cats

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Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water
Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water
Cats

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Funny Pages

·Jun 13, 2022

Bag O’Jokes VII

There is always more — Take a break from reality for a few minutes with some good and not so good jokes. I apologize in advance for the stereotypical references in regards to blondes, people who live near Warsaw, the racists and a guy named Zilly. A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and…

Humor

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Bag O’Jokes VII
Bag O’Jokes VII
Humor

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Dec 1, 2021

Memories Of My Father

Missing you today and every day — Although my father is no longer with us, I have so many fond memories of him. He was always so loving and supportive, and he made us laugh with his jokes. I cherish those memories and miss him dearly. …

Getting Older

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Memories Of My Father
Memories Of My Father
Getting Older

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Nov 28, 2021

How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker

Disclaimer : No noses were harmed — You don’t want to read it again for proofreading. It takes 10 minutes for your next story to exceed the read count of the stinker story. The worst part is, the stinker story was written 6 weeks ago. The only clap comes from your friend that you see face to…

Humor Writing

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How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker
How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker
Humor Writing

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Nov 27, 2021

Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet

A holiday bitchticle — Greetings, shoppers! Just a few helpful tips to help you fit in while shopping at your local Grocery Outlet. When parking at Grocery Outlet, the spaces are angled on purpose to make it look like you can only park in them from one direction- but don’t worry, you can park…

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Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet
Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet

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Nov 19, 2021

Freddy The Land Octopus

I prompted an A.I. to write this story. — This story was written by Artificial Intelligence software known as Jarvis. The story is 99% as generated by Jarvis. Why not 100%? Because you need to alter things. For instance, in this story, Jarvis refers to empty hats in Freddy’s possession, but later references that Freddy has no empty hats…

AI

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Freddy The Land Octopus
Freddy The Land Octopus
AI

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Jody McAlister

Jody McAlister

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Humorist(Self Titled) Entrepreneur and Flutter Developer. All around nifty dude. https://mediumauthor.com/@jodymac1015 jodymcalister@mediumauthor.com

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