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55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations

My ass used to hold my shorts up — A listicle of realizations as I get older: I’m ready to call it a night before my 25-year-old self would have even left the house. The young girl waving at you is actually waving at the person behind you. Finally figured that one out. You forget things you just did. …

Humor

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55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations
55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations
Humor

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Published in Funny Pages

·Jan 18

Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life

An 80’s story pulled from the archives — ***Note from your favorite Author… No, I mean me. I used to write stories for my friends birthdays and read them out loud at the party to gently garner some laughs at their expense. I would take their current interests and habits that they may not have known about themselves…

Aging

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Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life
Jimmy Wimmy and The Question of Life
Aging

7 min read


Published in Funny Pages

·Dec 24, 2022

Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water

No that cat just didn’t… — I inherited two cats by virtue of dating my girlfriend. I love these cats and they’ve accepted me without reservation. You know you have some well trained cats when they don’t beg for food, try to get in the garbage or play your Neil Diamond CD’s. …

Cats

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Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water
Quick Bytes : Cat Ass Water
Cats

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Published in Funny Pages

·Jun 13, 2022

Bag O’Jokes VII

There is always more — Take a break from reality for a few minutes with some good and not so good jokes. I apologize in advance for the stereotypical references in regards to blondes, people who live near Warsaw, the racists and a guy named Zilly. A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and…

Humor

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Bag O’Jokes VII
Bag O’Jokes VII
Humor

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Dec 1, 2021

Memories Of My Father

Missing you today and every day — Although my father is no longer with us, I have so many fond memories of him. He was always so loving and supportive, and he made us laugh with his jokes. I cherish those memories and miss him dearly. …

Getting Older

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Memories Of My Father
Memories Of My Father
Getting Older

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Nov 28, 2021

How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker

Disclaimer : No noses were harmed — You don’t want to read it again for proofreading. It takes 10 minutes for your next story to exceed the read count of the stinker story. The worst part is, the stinker story was written 6 weeks ago. The only clap comes from your friend that you see face to…

Humor Writing

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How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker
How To Tell You Wrote A Stinker
Humor Writing

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Nov 27, 2021

Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet

A holiday bitchticle — Greetings, shoppers! Just a few helpful tips to help you fit in while shopping at your local Grocery Outlet. When parking at Grocery Outlet, the spaces are angled on purpose to make it look like you can only park in them from one direction- but don’t worry, you can park…

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Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet
Rules of Shopping at Grocery Outlet

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Nov 19, 2021

Freddy The Land Octopus

I prompted an A.I. to write this story. — This story was written by Artificial Intelligence software known as Jarvis. The story is 99% as generated by Jarvis. Why not 100%? Because you need to alter things. For instance, in this story, Jarvis refers to empty hats in Freddy’s possession, but later references that Freddy has no empty hats…

AI

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Freddy The Land Octopus
Freddy The Land Octopus
AI

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Published in Flutter Town

·Jun 27, 2021

How to get your app linked in AdMob

Solving the “Unable to link app to AdMob” issue — This article assumes you have a Google AdMob account, created ad units and have published an app to either the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. I recently published an app to both the Google Play Store and the Apple App store that included Ads being served From Google…

Flutter App Development

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How to get your app linked in AdMob
How to get your app linked in AdMob
Flutter App Development

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Published in Funny Pages

·Jan 27, 2021

The Wolf News Challenge

Just start with WNC: Introducing the Wolf News Challenge. Simply put, create a headline based on a statement or action that is blatantly biased and would appear in the fictional Wolf News TV show or news publication. Example : I post “My girlfriend looked beautiful last night” on Facebook. A…

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The Wolf News Challenge
The Wolf News Challenge

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Jody McAlister

Jody McAlister

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Humorist(Self Titled) Entrepreneur and Flutter Developer. All around nifty dude. https://mediumauthor.com/@jodymac1015 jodymcalister@mediumauthor.com

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