55 vs 25 : A Listicle of Realizations
My ass used to hold my shorts up
3 min readAug 28, 2021
A listicle of realizations as I get older:
- I’m ready to call it a night before my 25-year-old self would have even left the house.
- The young girl waving at you is actually waving at the person behind you. Finally figured that one out.
- You forget things you just did.
- You forget things you just did
- Cat and Dog videos are probably the best thing on the internet and TV.
- Tums are a perfectly acceptable aphrodisiac before sex.
- Ear hairs can grow over an inch in one night. I know it wasn’t there the day before!
- Half my google searches are based on trying to figure out the slang words somebody used.
- Opening a jar can lead to a forearm cramp with no genuine effort.
10. When somebody offers to carry something for you, let them.
11. You stop on a radio station because one of your favorite songs is playing, only to discover it’s the oldies station.
12. Your favorite shows and movies have been rebooted 3 times. Only the names of the characters are the same.